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Uwaaaah~! I totally missed out on some things, didn't I? Talk about a rude awakening when I got out of bed to see a huge statue rampaging through the city! Though it isn't even half as bad as Hayato-chan's spontaneous yelling on the network.

[Of course, deep down, Sayaka's actually frustrated and pretty enraged at what happened to the city, but she masks it all with a smile. Her smile becomes even more harder to maintain as she gives the next bit of information:]

Aah, speaking of which, if anyone has any business with Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart... Just give up! I missed out on a bunch of lessons, so I tried calling him to sort things out... And whaddaya know? He's not on the list anymore!

[She waves a small stack of papers at the camera: handwritten sheet music. Sayaka laughs sheepishly, her smile beginning to falter.]

Oh man, and I already finished this too. What a bummer. Who's gonna review my magnum opus now? Ah well. Life's always unfair. I learned that the hard way.

[FAILED FILTER TO MOZART, SALIERI, FREDERIC, AND AUSTRIA]

Hey, there's going to be a week-long festival starting tomorrow, huh? I've been thinking--- A-And I hope you don't mind if I suggest something... Wouldn't it be nice if we contributed to it with an outdoor performance? I'll help too, of course! Not only would it be fun, I think it would generate more publicity and interest towards the Opera House... Wouldn't it be nice to recruit more help and musicians?

Oh, er, b-but um... You don't have to consider it if it's a bad idea! I mean, I'm not really that smart, so it probably is a terrible one! Er... Yeah. That's it.

( wangst that is irrelevant to actual video post )

[A young girl wearing a school uniform, no older than fourteen, appears on the screen, pretty deep in thought.]

So, this place is called Somarium, huh? No need to explain anything. I pretty much got the gist of the whole thing, though I'm still having a hard time believing it...

[She grins, waving to the screen, her words brimming with energy.]

Anyway, howdy! I'm Sayaka! Miki Sayaka, to be precise. Nice to meet you all, neighbors! Though I pretty much got all the techy stuff about this place down, I'd really like to get a tour around and get to know the place a bit better. After all, I'm gonna be stuck here a while, right? I better know where everything is... especially the music stores!

Oh, yeah. AND ALL YOU GUYS OUT THERE! If you've seen a cute little girl with pink hair tied into twintails, don't you dare try to put the moves on her! You're a billionty years too early if you think that I'll simply hand over Madoka to any of you!

[With that, she points at the camera triumphantly.]

Ma~! Do~! KA~!! Don't think I don't know you're there! You better not be trying to become an cross-dimensional dude magnet while I wasn't looking!  After all, you're gonna be my future wife! ♥

[Filters, what are those? Sayaka actually knows, but she'd like Madoka not to be suspicious about her by goofing off.]